Celebrity Sellouts Pushing a “Healthier” Burger King Menu

I really despise when fast food chains try to trick people into thinking they are eating healthier foods. Burger King just launched ten new menu items that they are calling “better-for-you-options”. However, the new “Garden Fresh Salad Chicken Caesar with Tendercrisp and Dressing contains about 670 calories and 1,760 milligrams of sodium. So eating a salad from Burger King means you would get a third of your daily recommended calories from one salad and more than an entire daily recommended portion of sodium (1,500 mg). And what about the smoothies? Well the Tropical Mango smoothie has 450 calories. The snack wraps are no better either.

If there is anything I despise more than fast food chains trying to fool the public, it’s when celebrity whores participate in shameful debacles. There are a handful of famous people who are participating in Burger King’s pathetic attempt to turn their menu healthier, and sexier by default. Some celebrities who are participating in this fiasco are David Beckham, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Mary J. Blige and more.

Hey public, these sexy celebs LOVE the new healthy Burger King menu. If you order these new menu items, you can be sexy, too!

If David Beckham drank a smoothie from Burger King regularly, I doubt he’d be the athlete he is.

It’s like the olden days when sex was still used to sell cigarettes.

I know money is awesome and everything, but don’t these jerks have enough? Also you know what’s not sexy? Obesity and type 2 diabetes.


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  • http://www.absolutelynarcissism.co/ Sandra

    Hurray! I love this! And quite honestly, if I go to Burger King, it’s because I want to consume copious amounts of fat and clog my arteries. I don’t want a fricken salad.

  • http://twitter.com/mszablewski Marcin

    Sell outs. That is all I can really say.